King of the Beach

Going on vacation is always fun but we wondered about Little Man. Would his experience be the same as ours?? Will he relish the sun and lay around all day without a worry in the world? Will he be able to sip a pina colada in a frosty glass with a little umbrella in it? Perhaps the true question here is this- Is the art of vacationing an inborn ability or is it an acquired skill? The only way to answer this age old question was thrust Connor right into his vacation and see how he performed. Let's take a look..." Sun block... check. Beach Ball... check. Filtered water... check. Sun glasses... check. The only thing missing is a lady friend."
"... Einstein's theory of relativity (E=mc2) raises some profound ideas that only the most astute observer can appreciate..."
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt.... so SEXY it hurts....."
16 pounds in the right hand AND 16 pounds in the left hand. Which one should I use???
In a resounding defeat, Connor the Tiger Tamer retains his Miniature Chubby Weight belt in the first round with a TKO!!! (and the crowd goes wild!)

Just For You, Steph

A comment was recently posted by an individual who will remain annonymous (but her name rhymes with Rephanie Yundel) about Connor not smiling enough. We would like to issue a reply by pointing out that the Little Man chooses his poses very carefully. It is his wish to remain stoic and strong, like a Rock, in these troubled and turbulent times. He is also keenly aware of the messages that photos of his lifestyle will present to the adoring public. Therefore, he chooses to present himself in a way that will not compromise any current and/or future pursuits he wishes to explore. But........ because there is such a demand and an uproar the Little Guy has allowed this photograph to be released into general circulation.

This photo represents the elation and the joy from Little Man completing his Navy Seal training. After two tours of duty (one in Charleston and the other in Myrtle beach) he has fulfilled his duty to his country. He intends to further his military education and skills by researching ancient fighting styles from the Middle Ages. Plus, it lets him save the Damsel in Distress and hit on older women.

Summer Training

People always told us that having a baby immediately makes life that much busier, and now we totally agree. But we had no clue it would this busy... Little Man was getting tired of the midwest so he "persuaded" us to go visit an old college buddy of his in Lexington, Kentucky. We had a nice enjoyable stay in Kentucky visiting with Maddox, even if it was only for a short time. Then we had to keep moving on 'cause Connor had mandatory Navy Seal training in Charlotte, North Carolina to attend. We didn't know they let people join so young, but sure enough in Charlotte he met up with a retired Navy officer. Who knows how the Little Guy got his contacts, but just like they say, it's not what you know but who you know that counts. Here he is performing some field ops in an unidentified combat zone. (And in case you are wondering, yes the shorts and the hat are official Navy Seal issue)

Hulkster

Little man says he's tired of people making fun of his size and he wants to prove that it's all muscle thanks to his new workout routine. To monitor his progress he stepped on a scale yesterday and weighed in at a hulking 15.5 pounds. We think he might be looking into a different career now as well. Some movie producer guy said that Connor's movie starts in theatres on Friday. We weren't really sure what he was talking about, but keep your eyes open. Whatever you do, just don't make him angry!!

Secret Agent Man

Connor is over 3 months old now and we told him that as a member of the family we expect him to contribute his share. Apparently, he really took our conversation to heart. This past week he offered to pay rent. I was a little skeptical myself, but when his check cleared I was convinced. We're not sure where he's getting his money from but we do have some suspicions. Here's what we've picked up on:

#1 He keeps humming the tune to the song "Secret-Agent Man" around the house

#2 Little Man seems to be really tired lately. I heard rumors he spent a week in Alaska so that's why he's so tired, but when I asked him he said that he could "neither confirm nor deny the rumor".

#3 He's been spotted performing guerilla training with a secret weapons dealer in the jungle.

#4 A photograph surfaced of actual physical damage that Little Man caused during his jungle training. If you let him go hungry this could be you!!!

Home Security System

Life can be tough, especially nowadays with the hurtin economy and all. But instead of getting a home security system to protect our loot, daddy bought me a pair of tough man glasses. We just hang out on the back porch and stare down any potential perpetrators. It's all about sending the right message. You might be askin' yourself "Does it actually work?" It certainly does, especially when you've got guns like these...