The Dark Side

Lately we've been noticing that hints of certain aspects of Connor's personality have started to shine through and he's been showing his true self. After much discussion and paying extra close attention to these subleties we have finally figured him out. Just as every coin has 2 sides, so does our Little Man: Defender of truth and liberty during the day...
...and magical wizard at night!!

This is his "I just casted a spell and turned you into a newt" diabolical grin. Perhaps we should stop reading him Harry Potter bedtime stories.

Check It

I am crazy cat,

you can tell by my grin.

People be comin' to me,

when their life's goin' dim.

I got what it takes,

just ask all the chicks

who be chillin wit' me

and it ain't just for kicks.

When you got it they know,

I can put on a show.

Just ask mom and dad,
I be rollin in the dough.

So watch your back,

and stay outta the way

I'm on the scene now

and ready to play.

MC Hammer, Vanilla,

DMX and the Dre...

Don't wan't a piece of this

cuz I'm here to stay!!

Kids are so impressionable these days. Although, who can blame them with all of the crazy messages being flashed in their faces non stop, day in and day out. Without anyone to guide them and help them decipher a safe pathway to follow its easy for them to fall prey to the alternative themes and ideals being promoted by this modern day world of ours. For example, the other day Connor grabbed the remote and decided to watch "Antiques Roadshow" on PBS. Sure enough, next thing we know he's doing his hair like this and looking up pocket protectors online through Amazon... Later that evening Little Man spent some time watching our neighbors across the street and their 1985 Buick with 20" chrome wheels and a 5000 watt stereo system blasting Busta Rhymes. Of course wouldn't you know Connor started dancing to the music and suddenly he's dressed like this...

Finally, mom stepped in and put a stop to all the madness. With the help of some good ol' fashioned Legos she had Little Man back to himself in no time at all.

THE END

*Note- No children, moms, TV shows or Legos were harmed in the making of this blogpost. All opinions expressed belong solely to Connor and his entourage. All characters are non fictional and any likeness resembling fictional characters and or noisy neighbors across the street are purely intentional and should be regarded as such.*

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