After spending 3 winters here in Iowa I am beginning to understand why the Egyptians and many other civilizations became sun worshippers. It's seems so simple, but without the sun or any semblence of warmth, it's practically impossible to have fun. So all winter long you have to endure and save up all the fun you wish you were having and then just when you can't take it anymore and you're about to burst... then spring comes and the sun comes back with some cherished warmth and suddenly everything is ok again. I know it's not officially spring yet- but we're getting close, I can feel it!!
"Check out my new trick. I call it a Reversed Superman 540 Slide Maneuver with a twist!"
It's been a long winter... can you tell?
"Alright, who greased the slide again?"
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Rock-Con-abration Birthday Blowout Bash
*PRESS RELEASE*
Connor and Rock would like to thank all of their adoring fans for attending their prestigious and once in a life-time, star-studded A-List party on Saturday night. The event was a complete sell-out with tickets so high in demand that we had to bring in extra help to handle the security detail. Fortunately, Optimus Prime was available and volunteered his services at no charge.
No expenses were spared in preparing for this elite event. They even hired Duff from 'Ace of Cakes' on TV to make a special masterpiece cake shaped like a front-loader. Sweet! (No literally, it was loaded with sugar!)
The local zoo even helped pitch in by allowing some of their critters to come for the evening. Nothing says high class celebrity party like a giant ladybug!
"Ok people, who let the clown in here? Seriously, she's starting to freak us out. Optimus, get this thing outta here!!"
After the clown issue was resolved it was time for the festivities to officially begin. First off, were the races.
Perhaps we should have explained to everyone what a race is first, and then had them compete.
The races were so popular even the old people wanted a chance to join in the fun!
Next came the flogging of Optimus Prime for letting that clown get into the party somehow. It's a mistake he'll never make again, that's for sure!
And finally, the grand event of the evening was the cake eating contest. Seeing how Connor is a cake-itarian he was better prepared for this event than he was for the races. And boy did it show!
Connor and Rock would like to thank all of their adoring fans for attending their prestigious and once in a life-time, star-studded A-List party on Saturday night. The event was a complete sell-out with tickets so high in demand that we had to bring in extra help to handle the security detail. Fortunately, Optimus Prime was available and volunteered his services at no charge.
The races were so popular even the old people wanted a chance to join in the fun!
Next came the flogging of Optimus Prime for letting that clown get into the party somehow. It's a mistake he'll never make again, that's for sure!
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