*PRESS RELEASE*
Connor and Rock would like to thank all of their adoring fans for attending their prestigious and once in a life-time, star-studded A-List party on Saturday night. The event was a complete sell-out with tickets so high in demand that we had to bring in extra help to handle the security detail. Fortunately, Optimus Prime was available and volunteered his services at no charge.
No expenses were spared in preparing for this elite event. They even hired Duff from 'Ace of Cakes' on TV to make a special masterpiece cake shaped like a front-loader. Sweet! (No literally, it was loaded with sugar!)
The local zoo even helped pitch in by allowing some of their critters to come for the evening. Nothing says high class celebrity party like a giant ladybug!
"Ok people, who let the clown in here? Seriously, she's starting to freak us out. Optimus, get this thing outta here!!"
After the clown issue was resolved it was time for the festivities to officially begin. First off, were the races.
Perhaps we should have explained to everyone what a race is first, and then had them compete.
The races were so popular even the old people wanted a chance to join in the fun!
Next came the flogging of Optimus Prime for letting that clown get into the party somehow. It's a mistake he'll never make again, that's for sure!
And finally, the grand event of the evening was the cake eating contest. Seeing how Connor is a cake-itarian he was better prepared for this event than he was for the races. And boy did it show!
Connor and Rock would like to thank all of their adoring fans for attending their prestigious and once in a life-time, star-studded A-List party on Saturday night. The event was a complete sell-out with tickets so high in demand that we had to bring in extra help to handle the security detail. Fortunately, Optimus Prime was available and volunteered his services at no charge.
No expenses were spared in preparing for this elite event. They even hired Duff from 'Ace of Cakes' on TV to make a special masterpiece cake shaped like a front-loader. Sweet! (No literally, it was loaded with sugar!)The local zoo even helped pitch in by allowing some of their critters to come for the evening. Nothing says high class celebrity party like a giant ladybug!"Ok people, who let the clown in here? Seriously, she's starting to freak us out. Optimus, get this thing outta here!!"After the clown issue was resolved it was time for the festivities to officially begin. First off, were the races.Perhaps we should have explained to everyone what a race is first, and then had them compete.The races were so popular even the old people wanted a chance to join in the fun!
Next came the flogging of Optimus Prime for letting that clown get into the party somehow. It's a mistake he'll never make again, that's for sure!
And finally, the grand event of the evening was the cake eating contest. Seeing how Connor is a cake-itarian he was better prepared for this event than he was for the races. And boy did it show!
Overall the event was a huge success! Thanks to all who came and we'll see you again next year at the Rock-Con-abration Part Deux!
4 comments:
um, I was not invited...Connor???? I thought we were tight man..wut up wid dat?
Your name must not have been on the list. Better luck next year!
This totally made my day...or night. What a great first birthday! He did a great job eating that cake, which I am not suprised about! Hope you are doing well! My phone died and I lost your number so give me a call or email me someday so I can get it again and we can catch up! I hope massage school is going well for you!
Rock on Connor! Way to be the life of the your party. Good thing you had a practice run on the whole cake demolishing trick . . . practice makes perfect!
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