Wanna hear a funny story?? OK, here it goes... This morning I was hangin out with little **Con man and the Wifey and I decided I'm gonna be a good daddy and I'll change **Connor's diaper. I knew he needed a change and we also had someone coming over so I was gonna try and be quick and get 'er done before they arrived. Off comes the diaper and it was pretty messy so I thought all the damage was done. Boy was I wrong!!! Soon as I start wipin' little Connor cracks a smile and shoots (literally, not just figuratively) some #2 all over me and the carpet. This little guy got some distance, we found...um we'll call it *evidence... up to 4 feet away. So I immediately call for backup cuz now we've got a huge mess and he also starts peeing all over himself and the carpet (cuz that's what little boys do). We break out the biohazard kit and start cleanin and I run upstairs to get changed. I take all the dirty "evidence" and I'm puttin it in the washer right when our guest arrives. I hurry back upstairs and everything is clean and returned to situation normal. Whew!
But of course, that's not the end, there's more. Our guest leaves and I decide to switch the laundry over, no big deal right? The clothes are in the dryer and Jax has to leave and she says, "What's that noise?" refering to the large clanking sound comin from downstairs. To which I reply, "Oh it's probably nothin, I'll check on it in a minute". Jax leaves and I head downstairs to do some detective work on the noise and with my superior powers of deduction I soon realize that my cell phone is the cause. Apparently, in my hurry I forgot my cell phone was in the side pants pocket. So now I have a squeaky clean cell phone that smells like a mountain spring and I've also learned what the inside of a cell phone looks like cuz I had to open it up to try and get the moisture out (it's actually kinda cool inside there, I just hope I can get it back together in one piece). Now, the moral of the story is Don't try to be helpful it will only get you into trouble. THE END.
* Due to the graphic nature of this content no pictures will be posted at this time.
** In the utter disregard of privacy rules and regulations no names have been changed to protect the identity of the perpetrator.
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6 comments:
svThat is too funny! you've gotta love those explosive lttle poops. Hows the cell phone working?
It will remain in pieces as we try to let it air out for a few days. I'm thinking Aaron did this purposely so he can get one of those cool smart phones with all the games (for entertainment during class).
Thank heavens babies are cute, other wise they would never get away with such things. P.S. Next time I'll bet you will be a little bit more careful when changing the diaper. I still dodge when I change Adam's!
just a sign of a affection for his daddy!
I love it! But the way you told it---I can't help but laugh!
Oh my word, this is not making me excited about having a boy. Girls are much safer in that regard!
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