Date Night

"Finally after these past few months I convinced mommy to let me go on a date all by myself. Boy, I thought she'd never crack. I kept on buggin' her and buggin' her and everytime she told me that I have to wait until I'm at least 10 months old. Can you believe that? 10 months!! That might as well be an eternity. By the time I'm 10 months old I'll probably be so busy with everything that I won't even have time to go on dates. But... my persistance finally paid off and mommy agreed to let me go. So I called up Justine (she's been eyein' me lately, I can tell) and she said yes, just as long as we don't tell her parents. I had it all planned out: dinner, dancing and maybe even a movie. I picked her up in the BOB (chicks dig fancy rides) and then I realized one tiny little oversight in my plans...
...Anybody wanna give us a push???"