Baby Got Back

"Hey everyone, hope your Christmas Season is going well. I have been super-duper busy getting everything ready for the big day. But finally, the stockings are hung, the goodies are baked, the tree and house are decorated, we've watched Elf 3 times, and even gone Christmas caroling... so that only leaves one thing left: I've got to make sure I give a good first impression when I meet the Jolly Red Fat Guy. I've been trying to decide on the best way to do that, without seeming desperate. I want to make sure I get the maximum amount of toys, cause that's what Christmas is all about, right? So anyways, I was thinking of wearing my Candy-Cane striped pants on Christmas Eve, to help me achieve the maximum toy effect. But I do have one concern, perhaps you can help me with...

Do these pants make my butt look fat???"