They say that little girls are made of sugar 'n' spice and everything nice and we couldn't agree more.
Unless of course, Judge Judy is on. You see, while she is still quite little and mostly mild mannered, do not let her size fool you. She knows how to pack a punch and she has already learned to pick her battles. She has learned that family life is all about the give and take to keep everything harmonious in the home. But when Judge Judy is on, there is no give, only take. Look at the fire in her eyes as she guards the remote!!
She's even scoped out her own spot on the couch and has doubled her feeding schedule so she can grow faster and leave very own 'impression' on the couch (she learned that trick from Homer Simpson).
While the girls are focused in on JJ, us boys gotta get outta the house or we risk a pretty severe tongue lashin' from the women folk. Fortunately, the conditions were just right to do a little hunting-- for the Loch Ness monster. Seeing how they've never actually found her across the pond we figure there's a slight chance that she's hangin out here in America tryin to avoid the spotlight, or perhaps taking a vacation (monsters take vacations right?)
First we scouted out just the right spot on our Loch Ness-O-Meter we bought from E-Bay (and people say there's nothing good left on E-Bay anymore).
Once we secured our hunting grounds it was time to come up with a gameplan. Our first option was an 18 Slant PA pass X sprint.
But LittleMan thought it best to go all out with a Double Reverse Flea Flicker Statue of Liberty Fumble-Rooski Hook 'n' Ladder Hail Mary. It was a sure fire plan that just had to work!
It was the aged eyes of Dad that spotted Nessie first.
"You're right Old Man, she is out there. Let's go get her!!"
"Oh no, she got me. Man down... Abort! Abort!!"
Unless of course, Judge Judy is on. You see, while she is still quite little and mostly mild mannered, do not let her size fool you. She knows how to pack a punch and she has already learned to pick her battles. She has learned that family life is all about the give and take to keep everything harmonious in the home. But when Judge Judy is on, there is no give, only take. Look at the fire in her eyes as she guards the remote!! 
She's even scoped out her own spot on the couch and has doubled her feeding schedule so she can grow faster and leave very own 'impression' on the couch (she learned that trick from Homer Simpson).
While the girls are focused in on JJ, us boys gotta get outta the house or we risk a pretty severe tongue lashin' from the women folk. Fortunately, the conditions were just right to do a little hunting-- for the Loch Ness monster. Seeing how they've never actually found her across the pond we figure there's a slight chance that she's hangin out here in America tryin to avoid the spotlight, or perhaps taking a vacation (monsters take vacations right?)
First we scouted out just the right spot on our Loch Ness-O-Meter we bought from E-Bay (and people say there's nothing good left on E-Bay anymore).
Once we secured our hunting grounds it was time to come up with a gameplan. Our first option was an 18 Slant PA pass X sprint.
But LittleMan thought it best to go all out with a Double Reverse Flea Flicker Statue of Liberty Fumble-Rooski Hook 'n' Ladder Hail Mary. It was a sure fire plan that just had to work!
It was the aged eyes of Dad that spotted Nessie first.
"You're right Old Man, she is out there. Let's go get her!!"
"Oh no, she got me. Man down... Abort! Abort!!" Fortunately, no one was seriously hurt in our attempt. It was a difficult blow to take, that's for sure. Maybe next time we'll send Judge Judy after Nessie, I bet she could catch her.
2 comments:
LOL too cute!
I love all these pictures!! You guys are a cute little family! How fun. Thanks for keeping a blog Jax. I've tried and just can't find time to be consistent. But I just sat down to look at other people's blogs and I'm loving it!
Your blog is super cute!
Love you,
jAMiE
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