A Sea Of Blue

After months and months waiting it has finally arrived..... COLLEGE FOOTBALL!! Little Man was pretty excited to have his first ever football game feature his beloved BYU Cougars. He made sure we were dressed and ready a half hour before gametime. And he somehow convinced mommy to make deep fried sandwhiches (seriously... how cool is that?). All that was left to do was watch the cougs roll to a convincing victory.

His eyes were practically glued to the TV the entire time!

But then we got to the 3rd quarter and things got ugly for BYU. "I can't bear to watch," said a disappointed Little Man.

"Not another fumble!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Fortunately the cougs prevailed 41-17. Next victim: Washington.

The Big Point Five

My, my... how quickly time goes by. It seems like it was just yesterday that Little Man was driving around in the truck, pretending to be a cow stalked by a tiger, completing Navy Seal training exercises in the Carolinas and taking secret spy missions to Alaska. With his 6 month B-Day coming up we knew we needed to make it a special day for him. So we decided to throw the Little Guy a surprise half B-Day party. Needless to say, it caught him completely off guard and was a huge success. Surprise!!!!!We even got him his favorite treat from Maggie Moos Icecream and Treatery - Udderly Cream mixed with brownies and peanut butter. Mmmmm....mmmmmm!
"Man... this eating thing is harder than I thought! How 'bout we stick this in a blender and put it in a bottle for me?"

Going Green is the "Drool" Thing to Do

The world is much different today than it was 20 years ago. Nowadays, everyone wants to be eco-friendly because it's the cool thing to do (oh yeah, apparently it's good for the environment too). Between recycling, fluorescent bulbs, bamboo floors, energy star appliances, solar power and the likes it's getting harder to keep up with the Jones'. But of course, we don't want to just keep up, we want blow the Jones' out of the water (metaphorically speaking of course, I'm pretty sure blowing things up isn't considered a "green" activity). After an exhausting search we realized we had one major untapped resource right in front of us. So we've decided to make full use of it and stop wasting precious water. So far we've been able to cut our water bill in half. And best of all, it allows us to get Little Man involved some household chores.

Due to the enzymes in his drool we don't even have to use soap anymore!!

Just another routine day out watering the flowers

*We decided against posting pictures of bath time. It works, but it takes a little time to get the water up high enough. But you know what they say, "Patience is a virtue".*

The Open Road

Watchin the Little Man grow and develop has become one of our new favorite pastimes. It seems like every day he's learning a new skill or reaching another milestone. For example, first it was a simple toe grab. Then it became a two-footed toe grab. Then it progressed to a two-footed toe grab into the mouth. The following day he took the next step and threw down a two-footed toe grab in the mouth with a Superman Can-Can over the handlebars Knack-knack heelie 360 flip with a twist.

Now that Connor has mastered the toe tricks he has a new confidence about him. He acts like he's willing to try anything now (except for synchronized diving... that's "sissy stuff" as he likes to say). What will Little Man master next? It might be a little early, but we think he's found an area where he can really excel. The first few trial runs have been pretty successful. He's already passed the cone course and is ready for the streets. Take a look...

"Oh, hi mom and dad. I was just takin her out for a little spin"

"Steering well ... check, seatbelt .... check, gas pedal....check. OK, I'm ready to go!"

"Shoot, where did I put those keys???"

Into the Wild

Once upon a time in a land far, far away lived a ferocious tiger. But he wasn't just any tiger, he was the strongest and burliest tiger that ever lived. They called him Rock the Tiger, which is short for Rock the Wild and Crazy Tiger Who Likes to Get Jiggy With it. Rock the Tiger got bored of eating grass one day and decided to go have a look around. While he was out on the prowl he spotted a delightful treat. Connor the Cow was minding his own business doing what he loves most in the world to do- eating. But suddenly Connor the Cow heard a rustling in the bushes.

"Oh, no! This can't be good." he said to himself. "I better get out of here, and fast!"

So the chase began. In all the history of the world there never was a faster or more intense chase than at that time.

"Uh-oh, he's gaining on me!" cried Connor the Cow.

(Dramatic music in the back ground)

"Ha ha, I've got you! You can't escape now" shouted Rock the Tiger.

(music gets louder and more intense)

"I'm doomed!" (music suddenly becomes shrieking sounds)

"Tag! You're it."

(How did you think it would end, you sicko?)

Fixodent and Forget It

Life in today's ever changing world can be tough for anyone, but especially for babies. There isn't much dignity or modesty in having your diapers changed in public on a regular basis. Not to mention the thought of meeting a new person and having drool all over your face and hands. How embarassing!! How are these poor little people supposed to build self-esteem?? There are just too many ways that things can get out of control and cause emotional damage to these gentle and delicate souls. As parents, we've had enough and are taking a stand. We will not let a few social faux pas ruin our son's future. We consulted with the Little Man to see how we can help him and here is what he said, "OK, picture this, I'm out cruisin and I see lady friend at 2 o'clock and of course I want to make a good first impression. So I flash her a smile to show off my pearly whites and what happens?? I ain't got no pearly whites and there goes my chances!"

Well, we won't let that happen. Take a look...

Extra, Extra Read All About it

" Check it out everybody, I have toes!!! I don't know where they've been all my life but they're my new best friends."

The Game and the Plague

Thursday night was Little Man's very first baseball game. It was the Quad City River Bandits vs. the West Michigan Whitecaps. We think he really enjoyed it. Apparently, being an Iowa native has really influenced his behavior. He brought his buddy Rock along to have more voices to heckle the other team. And every time the away team was up to bat Little Dude did his best to spit on them. We're still working on his distance, but it's the thought that counts, right? Then sometime around the 5th inning Connor decided to strip down and run onto the field like a crazed fan. But then he remembered he doesn't know how to run yet, and it wouldn't be as cool to have his mom out there holding his hands while he terrorized the stadium. In his defense, it was Thirsty Thursday (half-off beer night) so we think he was just doing his best to fit in with the locals.
And then it happened... in the 7th inning a plague of mayflies spread wildly throughout the stadium. It started with the lights and soon the dirty bugs enveloped everything and everyone. It was an event of Biblical proportions. Perhaps the heavens frown upon Thirsty Thursdays.

Connor Young DC MD PhD LMNOP BaBY

Last night was movie night at the Young household and the feature presentation was "Catch Me If You Can". We let Little Man stay up and watch it with us as a special treat. For most of the movie he was more interested in chewing on his hands and slobbering onto anything that dared cross his path. But there was a part that he showed particular interest in- where the main character pretends to be a doctor. His eyes were glued to the screen the entire time. We didn't think too much of it... until the next morning when we went to his crib and found him like this.

"Do you concur??"

Kids Say the Darndest Things

"Dad!!!! Don't eat my special glow in the dark watermelon!"

Who's #1 ???

For the past 4 months we've had a burning question in our minds that every set of parents must get an answer to- Who does Connor like more, his mom or his dad?

Is it his mom who provides him with daily nourishment, caters to his every want and need and still wakes up in the middle of the night with him??? Or is it his dad who provides timely comic relief, orchestrates his daily workout regimen and watches out for his back (ie- makes sure mommy doesn't put him in any girly clothes or situations)???
Now that little Con Man is more aware of his surroundings and starting to verbally make his wants and wishes known, we took it upon our selves to ask him this age-old important question. We also took notes on his behavior and watched every smile, every coo, and every glance and who it was directed to. We took our raw data and had it statistically analyzed at the 95% confidence level just to ensure the results were foolproof and accurate. We even had the Little Man under go a lie detector test. Finally, after all of that we obtained the answer to our question. In the end, the winner and Connor's most favorite is.......................
THE CEILING FAN!!!!

Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

You can take the kid out of Iowa, but you can't take the Iowa out of the kid!

Gangsta Con Man

Brotha man... why you gots to be all up in my grill???

King of the Beach

Going on vacation is always fun but we wondered about Little Man. Would his experience be the same as ours?? Will he relish the sun and lay around all day without a worry in the world? Will he be able to sip a pina colada in a frosty glass with a little umbrella in it? Perhaps the true question here is this- Is the art of vacationing an inborn ability or is it an acquired skill? The only way to answer this age old question was thrust Connor right into his vacation and see how he performed. Let's take a look..." Sun block... check. Beach Ball... check. Filtered water... check. Sun glasses... check. The only thing missing is a lady friend."
"... Einstein's theory of relativity (E=mc2) raises some profound ideas that only the most astute observer can appreciate..."
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt.... so SEXY it hurts....."
16 pounds in the right hand AND 16 pounds in the left hand. Which one should I use???
In a resounding defeat, Connor the Tiger Tamer retains his Miniature Chubby Weight belt in the first round with a TKO!!! (and the crowd goes wild!)

Just For You, Steph

A comment was recently posted by an individual who will remain annonymous (but her name rhymes with Rephanie Yundel) about Connor not smiling enough. We would like to issue a reply by pointing out that the Little Man chooses his poses very carefully. It is his wish to remain stoic and strong, like a Rock, in these troubled and turbulent times. He is also keenly aware of the messages that photos of his lifestyle will present to the adoring public. Therefore, he chooses to present himself in a way that will not compromise any current and/or future pursuits he wishes to explore. But........ because there is such a demand and an uproar the Little Guy has allowed this photograph to be released into general circulation.

This photo represents the elation and the joy from Little Man completing his Navy Seal training. After two tours of duty (one in Charleston and the other in Myrtle beach) he has fulfilled his duty to his country. He intends to further his military education and skills by researching ancient fighting styles from the Middle Ages. Plus, it lets him save the Damsel in Distress and hit on older women.

Summer Training

People always told us that having a baby immediately makes life that much busier, and now we totally agree. But we had no clue it would this busy... Little Man was getting tired of the midwest so he "persuaded" us to go visit an old college buddy of his in Lexington, Kentucky. We had a nice enjoyable stay in Kentucky visiting with Maddox, even if it was only for a short time. Then we had to keep moving on 'cause Connor had mandatory Navy Seal training in Charlotte, North Carolina to attend. We didn't know they let people join so young, but sure enough in Charlotte he met up with a retired Navy officer. Who knows how the Little Guy got his contacts, but just like they say, it's not what you know but who you know that counts. Here he is performing some field ops in an unidentified combat zone. (And in case you are wondering, yes the shorts and the hat are official Navy Seal issue)

Hulkster

Little man says he's tired of people making fun of his size and he wants to prove that it's all muscle thanks to his new workout routine. To monitor his progress he stepped on a scale yesterday and weighed in at a hulking 15.5 pounds. We think he might be looking into a different career now as well. Some movie producer guy said that Connor's movie starts in theatres on Friday. We weren't really sure what he was talking about, but keep your eyes open. Whatever you do, just don't make him angry!!

Secret Agent Man

Connor is over 3 months old now and we told him that as a member of the family we expect him to contribute his share. Apparently, he really took our conversation to heart. This past week he offered to pay rent. I was a little skeptical myself, but when his check cleared I was convinced. We're not sure where he's getting his money from but we do have some suspicions. Here's what we've picked up on:

#1 He keeps humming the tune to the song "Secret-Agent Man" around the house

#2 Little Man seems to be really tired lately. I heard rumors he spent a week in Alaska so that's why he's so tired, but when I asked him he said that he could "neither confirm nor deny the rumor".

#3 He's been spotted performing guerilla training with a secret weapons dealer in the jungle.

#4 A photograph surfaced of actual physical damage that Little Man caused during his jungle training. If you let him go hungry this could be you!!!

Home Security System

Life can be tough, especially nowadays with the hurtin economy and all. But instead of getting a home security system to protect our loot, daddy bought me a pair of tough man glasses. We just hang out on the back porch and stare down any potential perpetrators. It's all about sending the right message. You might be askin' yourself "Does it actually work?" It certainly does, especially when you've got guns like these...

Makin' Progress

We noticed recently that Connor is starting to develop some bad health habits. Mostly, all he does is lay or sit down all day long. He never gets his 30 minutes of aerobic exercise on most days of the week as recommended by ACSM. Also, his diet is so routine that he almost never gets his 5 servings a day of fruits & veggies. He keeps drinking out of the milk carton too! (sorry, I couldn't resist on that one)
Therefore, we've made some changes to his daily routine to help get him back on track. I Googled baby plyometrics and found some pretty good exercises to do. It's a little soon to tell, but I think he's really enjoying it and starting to make some progress.