Late last night we were up watching tv and longing for football season to begin anew, when another informercial came on touting the latest and greatest nutritional supplement that was discovered in some small asian village that the people there have been using for thousands of years. And even better, if we ordered in the next 10 minutes they were going to send us two packages of their product if we pay a small processing and handling fee that is more than the original item cost. Fortunately, right before I picked up the phone to place an order Little Man slammed the phone down and and shouted, "Don't waste your money on stupid fake stuff from China, I've got my own secret recipe with special powers that will give you all the energy you need!!"
And with that, Connor whipped me up a bowl of his secret recipe. Turns out it's a bowl of cinnamon with a little bit of oatmeal mixed in. Apparently cinnamon has magical qualities when its mixed in mega doses. I have to admit, I was skeptical at first so Connor decided to show me the benefits firsthand.
After demolishing everything (even including the bowl) Connor was ready to show me the side effects of cinnamon overdose firsthand... umm I mean the health benefits. Firstly, he wanted to show his athletic prowess and ability to do backflips so fast you can't even see him spin all the way around. And of course, ever the showman, Connor finishes it off with a little story time to engage his audience and add a little extra human touch.
Next, he decided to reveal his incredible physique that can only come by the merits of cinnamon.
Then, after a change of venue, Little Man showed off his aquatic skills. Someday he hopes to sail around the world with only a "Woogie Board", two matches, some fishing line, a chocolate cake and a tanker full of cinnamon.
But before he can do that he must analyze his opponent and come to learn it's many ways. He says the cinnamon helps his mind stay strong so he can perform a miraculous 10 mega-giga-triga-quadruple-iga calculations per second analyzing everything from wind speed, humidity, nasty ocean flavor and BP oil content.
And of course, Connor has to protect the women and children in case dada is away on highly important, and hopefully extremely lucrative, business ventures.
It's a little known fact but apparently cinnamon is also high in fiber as well. Oops!
Time to retire back to the sand and perhaps lay off the cinnamon for awhile. Maybe it's a little too potent after all.
THE END
And with that, Connor whipped me up a bowl of his secret recipe. Turns out it's a bowl of cinnamon with a little bit of oatmeal mixed in. Apparently cinnamon has magical qualities when its mixed in mega doses. I have to admit, I was skeptical at first so Connor decided to show me the benefits firsthand.
After demolishing everything (even including the bowl) Connor was ready to show me the side effects of cinnamon overdose firsthand... umm I mean the health benefits. Firstly, he wanted to show his athletic prowess and ability to do backflips so fast you can't even see him spin all the way around. And of course, ever the showman, Connor finishes it off with a little story time to engage his audience and add a little extra human touch.Next, he decided to reveal his incredible physique that can only come by the merits of cinnamon.
Then, after a change of venue, Little Man showed off his aquatic skills. Someday he hopes to sail around the world with only a "Woogie Board", two matches, some fishing line, a chocolate cake and a tanker full of cinnamon.
But before he can do that he must analyze his opponent and come to learn it's many ways. He says the cinnamon helps his mind stay strong so he can perform a miraculous 10 mega-giga-triga-quadruple-iga calculations per second analyzing everything from wind speed, humidity, nasty ocean flavor and BP oil content.
And of course, Connor has to protect the women and children in case dada is away on highly important, and hopefully extremely lucrative, business ventures. It's a little known fact but apparently cinnamon is also high in fiber as well. Oops!
Time to retire back to the sand and perhaps lay off the cinnamon for awhile. Maybe it's a little too potent after all.
THE END
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