Holy Rusted Metal, Batman!!

Mama, mama... wake up...quick!!  I thought it was especially quiet this morning and I was enjoying the solitude when something in my gut told me that things weren't right.  At first I thought it was 3 pepperoni pizzas I ate for a midnight snack, but then I realized it was something entirely different.  The reason it's so quiet is because Connor is missing.  I think he's been kidnapped!!

We immediately split up and hit the streets to see what we could dig up.  After talking and threatening several reliable and unreliable sources it seemed that all the evidence pointed to the same man- the mean old Prospector.  Word on the street has it that he lives evilly alone up in the mountains because so he can evilly evade child labor laws and work his evil plan to take over the world.

After receiving this hi-tech satelite image digitally remastered in THX and configured to fit your computer monitor, we had the proof we needed to go after the Prospector and finish him off once and for all!

Arianna was the first to set out to find the mean ol' Prospector.  She loaded up her napsack, put on her trusty ol goggles and off like a flash away she went.

Of course when your legs are this short it's difficult to get anywhere in a hurry.  But at least it has a nice view.

Mommy and Daddy also set off to find precious little rambunctious crazy legs Connor.  We searched into the deepest corners of the jungle and left no stone unturned and no alleyway unexplored.

Connor certainly wasn't hiding under this bridge.  Oddly enough, he wasn't at the beach, some stores near the beach, at the Reggae concert or in the Mexican restaurant either.  Strange indeed!

Apparently the ol' Prospector found out about the search and he hid Connor in his dubious lair.  While in hiding, Connor had a chance to talk with some of the other prisoners.  Apparently "Big Shirl" had been confined to the basement for 742 years, always hoping for an escape but never able to quite get away.  She even showed Connor some exercises to help keep him strong when the chance to escape arrives.

Meanwhile, Arianna continued on her journey to save her older brother.  "Don't give in Big Brother, I'm coming for you!!"

Will our hero escape?  Or will he meet his untimely doom at the hands of the Mean Ol' Prospector??  Will Arianna make it in time to save her sometimes obnoxious older brother???  Tune in next time to learn their fate on Real People, Real Stories of the Dirty South.