"Dad, what kind of shirt is that, it looks funny?"
"That's a Boy Scout shirt. Don't make fun of it too much cuz someday you'll be wearing one along with the standard issue 1970s NBA length shorts."
"Cool, I like short shorts. They show off my massively powerful thighs and accentuate my robust backside. The ladies love it! But anyways, what do Boy Scouts do?
"Mostly play with knives and figure out how much gasoline and lighter fluid it takes to light a campfire without singeing your eyebrows off.
"Awesome!! I can hardly wait. Hey, maybe I should get a head start on those things now so later on I'll be an expert.
"Great idea son... I'll go find you some knives to play with. Just don't tell your mother, she wouldn't understand."
"Ooh... it's so shiny! I like it already.
So what exactly do you do with these things anyways???
Take that you bad drawer, you'll never smash my fingers again!
Hmmmmm... the more I hold this thing the more I feel a strange sensation coursing through my veins. I'm becoming stronger and more ferocious with every second. I need more, MORE, MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Run for your lives!!!"
Run for your lives!!!"
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