"Yesterday the kids at school told me that my mommy dresses me funny. At the time, I was shocked. No one had ever said this to me before. So I decided to check things out and see if there is any merit to this slanderous statement. I looked back through some recent pics and was more than surprised.
Would my mother, the giver of life and my own flesh and blood, conspire against her first born son?
In the end it was hard to argue against the evidence. Truly, its a sad day for all mankind. Looks like I'm gonna have to hire on a consultant or personal assistant of some kind just to protect my image. If the tabloids got ahold of these shots of me, I'd be ruined forever."
Would my mother, the giver of life and my own flesh and blood, conspire against her first born son? In the end it was hard to argue against the evidence. Truly, its a sad day for all mankind. Looks like I'm gonna have to hire on a consultant or personal assistant of some kind just to protect my image. If the tabloids got ahold of these shots of me, I'd be ruined forever."
2 comments:
hahahahaha just be glad you don't have a little girl yet, aaron. there may be sailor hats involved when that happens. :)
Don't worry little man you still have a following!
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